I wish I took public transport.

Reproduced from The Herald Sun


Saucy speech on train out of line
Liam Houlihan
12jan06
MELBOURNE'S train temptress has struck again.

However police and rail officials have met to plan an end to her saucy crime spree.
The woman broke into a cabin on a peak-hour Frankston train on Tuesday night and broadcast X-rated praise of the driver to stunned commuters.
The husky-voiced intruder is believed to be the serial seductress behind a similar break-in and announcement on the Sandringham line last week.

The trespasser evaded capture by authorities on both occasions.
As her break-in broadcasts become more frequent, longer and more detailed, pressure is building for Connex to catch the profane prankster before more commuters are subject to her sexy speeches.

"There was a woman on the address system. It was very graphic about how she was going to have sex with a driver for about three minutes," said Angela, a passenger on the Frankston-bound train. "I thought she was in cahoots with the driver."
Angela said there were families on board unhappy their children were exposed to the content.
Passengers on the trains during both incidents believed the woman was in the cabin with the driver or was a voice on a 1900 sex call.

The broadcasts are now thought to be the work of a lone female hijacking the PA system in vacant train cabins. Police are scanning CCTV footage from stations to identify her.
Ticket inspectors have been briefed to be on the lookout for the woman.
"When the train comes to a stop at a station it is easy for them to slip out of the cab and merge with other passengers," said Connex spokesman Andrew Cassidy said.

Connex yesterday discussed the incidents with Transit Safety Division officers.
Connex has said some people are aware of a weakness that allows them to force their way into vacant cabins and hijack the PA. They said the flaw would be fixed this year.

I can't begin to tell you how much I wished this sort of thing went on when I was stuck taking the bloody train back in the bad old days. Train rides are after boring, smelly and occasionally dangerous affairs which need some lightening up. Of course sitting there with a hard-on has it's own problems, namely, how the hell do you track the lady down and give her your phone number without looking like a dirty perv?

If I was connex I'd hire her for the late night routes (heh, heh, double entendre!) to give the travelers a pleasing and stimulating diversion....or not, I just had images of the trench coat brigade traveling all night leaving sticky finger prints all over the place. Urrgh, yeah scratch that! Still, I hope she gets away with it and finds a nice position with a phone sex company where her skills can be properly remunerated.

Catch you later...

Happy New Year

Happy New Years guys, I'm amazed I'm still writing. I promise to perhaps deliver more or the same, if I can be bothered, and do it in a way pleasing to me and me alone.

I went for a long ride today with people I like to spend my time with. Let's call them friends. I spent my New Year's Eve with these folks and had my first proper ride of the year with them too. That may be in some way meaningful and/or cosmic. I call it fun, it's shorter to say and easier to spell.
Firstly, we took on the man.....













Then we got lost and bewildered...










This seems to happen alot.



May your New Year deliver the goods, mine started well.

Catch you later...